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Once again San Francisco audiences have a unique and multi talented singer
stylist to be proud of and call their own. Mystery bombshell Connie
Champagne has a style and repertoire well suited for our café
society
and nightclub culture. Bursting on the scene about the same time as
Sylvester and the Cockettes, and being a part of the times and music that
became the San Francisco sound that keeps audiences standing in line to show
appreciation for the off beat and rebellious sounds that came to identify so
many times in the colorful and rich fabric of social and cultural change
that continues to happen here with regularity. Miss Champagne and a variety
of her other persona’s have covered a wide variety of song and dance that
stands the test of time well and keeps her working all over the country. I’m
not sure if Kelley Gabriel came before or after Connie Champagne, but there
is a resemblance that looks uncanny under certain lighting conditions in
certain clubs with certain back up musicians, but it’s probably just my
imagination. Have you ever wondered what the deeper connection between Lisa
Minelli and Peter Ustinov really is or why the atomic bomb is kept in
waiting as we slowly starve the planet to death? Damn, that’s a rhetorical
question, and back to Connie if you’ll please indulge me. Connie has been
noticed and nominated several times for major award recognition like BAM
Magazine’s Bammie Award for Outstanding Female Vocalist, Winner of the 1990
SF Weekly’s Wammy Award for Outstanding Cabaret Performer, nominated in 1994
for the Cable Car Award for Entertainer of the Year and Outstanding Concert
for her solo show, This is War! In an interview done a long time ago and
asked what the stupidest thing she’s ever done, Connie shared that “Suffice
to say, the stupidest thing I ever did was get hooked up with this guy who
ended up dumping me on Valentine's Day for my best friend. [laughs] It
sounds like a bad Country & Western song. He asked me to meet him at the
Cafe Flor, and my former best friend showed up five minutes later. A big
fight ensued and afterwards I was sitting on the street crying. The police
came and I asked them to take me to the hospital—I had a black eye and
bruises all over. It was really sick; it was so Billie Holiday, and stupid.
Mind you, I'm not even 21 years old at this point. So, the police take one
look at my dyed black hair and weird make-up and go, "We're taking you in
because you don't have any identification" (I didn't have any). I got hauled
away to jail by San Francisco's finest for sitting on the sidewalk crying
with no identification. [laughs] Whenever I think of the lowest point in my
entire life, I think that would have to be it.” But back to the songbook
this powerhouse tunesmith claims as her own, what are the songs she stakes
out and makes her own? Miss Champagne is hard to peg or classify like your
standard torch singer or chanteuse, but no one does “All Tomorrow’s Parties”
quite the way she does, even the Velvet Underground themselves. New wave is
old hat to our bombastic and ballistic balladeer and her interpretations of
Judy Garlands songs set new standards and keep audiences clapping and
clamoring for more. She has a powerful and beautiful voice that can carry
many mediocre songs into respectability. Miss Champagne released her CD La
Strada almost a decade ago and like her performances in ‘The Rocky Horror
Show, is classic Champagne. She tells that when doing research for her part
in “The Charlie Manson Story” a long time ago, she discovered that Susan
Atkins had used the name Connie Champagne as an alias and that it was like a
joke that caught on and that became a principle stage name for the artist.
Miss Champagne, “the little singer with the big, flexible voice” formed the
Tiny Bubbles Orchestra with a handful of very talented musicians and became
fixtures at SOMA haunts like The Paradise Lounge and DNA. Then came Media
Band where she played the lead role in this breakthrough. She has done SOLD
OUT runs at Josie’s Juice Joint and then hooked up with Morty Okin to form
“The New Morty and Connie Show”. This versatile and eminently talented
singer, stylist, arranger, chanteuse, seductress has played every club of
note here in San Francisco and her repertoire continues to grow and
challenge the status quo. Other significant work has been in ‘Cabaret,”
“Beehive,” “Valley of the Dolls,” “Christmas with the Crawford’s,” and as
part of the exciting Whoa Nellies. Connie Champagne is a leading light of
the San Francisco performance community and well regarded for her work as an
actor, singer, voice over artist and volunteer for a shit load of good and
worthy causes. Learn more about Miss Champagne at www.conniechampagne.com